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One fine day, good ol me was wailing about getting a pathetic hit rate with S'porean girls cause I am sometimes loud, vulgar, assertive and intimidating.

How like that ??.. jia lat BIG time.

On the other hand, what's so good about these nice, submissive girls anyway??The type most S'Pore guys go for. At least on my agenda.

1. I just CANNOT cross my legs the manlike way. Thighs too fat, keep slipping off. Seriously, I have to cross it ala kopitiam.

2. I also CANNOT not speak up when I've got curry powder and pepper to add to a discussion.

3. I also CANNOT speak nicely below 20 decibels (bad rough estimation.. how to measure anyway)

So, too bad then. I'd just have to be the guy who walks like a duck, sits like a chi-ko peh, laughs like a hyena and talks like a cheap, Made in China speaker turned fullblast.

Maybe my market is not here. It's in Japan, UK, US or OZZI.

Anyways, I went to play 3 hours of badminton today. This is almost my fortnight worth of exercising. Apparently the new, cheap rackets I bought were heavy like dumb-bells.I was like lifting weights in between shots. I then realised my right arm is dammm KNS huge and the left one damnn char bo..So, halfway through the matches, I switched to left hand. Not too bad!At least can hit some cocks, but a tad pathetic, like frying char kway teow lidat, left hand is damn retarded.

Completely knackered today, heh. Brain dead.

I end with an intelligent riddle ok? Whoever gets it right gets e-dollars from me!!!The amount cannot be disclosed just yet, but it's a few figure sum! SO.. crack brain! NOW!

QUIZ QUIZ!: What is it that will disappear the moment it's name is called out?