Just a Booty Call Away

I am sick.

I think that i'm obviously dyslexic as I initially mistook "Alfie" for 'Alife'!

"Watch "Alife"?? You mean "Alife" right? The one with Jude Law!"

Hell and damnation!! Not even correct spelling.

Alfie... Wad a movie.. no no..wait.. wat an eye opener.. oh no no!

Wait!... Wad a bloody REMINDER!!!! Geezz.. I have soo a list of blokes who SHOULD watch this show.. before they screw up their lives any further.....

We guys shud noe that gals aint no booty call yo! Do I sound like a bitter bitch here? No no.. I am speaking as I sit on the fence.. Wise words.. I'd say...

Anyway, Alfie the movie, somehow tugged at my heartstrings. Ireally feel for those blokes who never intend to commit. THeir livesare vessel empty.. their days are filled with nothing but meaningless bootycalls.. one after the other.. Ok I am not saying no babe does the same.
BUt, You can see the clear and obvious steretyping here. ANd foronce, it's not missing the bull's eye by too much..

BUt I shall not be an ass and condemn them.. They might behaving the biggest ball of their life. Wait till their balls drop and bro stops performing.. ..WHen it's not happening.. and not happening..

And when they hit their golden 40s..50ss.. Ahhaaa.. of course the loadedones still reign.. But, you know what the girls are after by then..*bling bling*.. Plus you better know a good Viagra.
Money can't buy you love. But so what? It can buy you the CLOSEST immitation. And NO hassle. Perfecto!

Argh.. ok ok.. no more trying to sound like a wise ass coz i amstupid myself when it comes to this kinda of mess.. who isn't?

The smartest lawyer or ladyboss and the humble maid.. when itcomes to love..They're ALL as stupid... Yeah... as stupid..

Cant graduate from the school of love aye?