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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

pimpin'

i spent the eve of Hari Raya, really surprisingly, pimping jewellery to old ladies.
oh, look at you, turning green with envy.

it was actually pretty damn tiring because when excited old ladies come in hordes, their voices reach a supersonic pitch that WILL make you lose your hearing. then you'd have to talk louder and louder to get yourself heard and they ask you a million and one questions, all AT THE SAME TIME.

then there was one lady who stood in front of the booth, saying "Beautiful. Beaaauuutiful." over and over. Sadly, she was referring to the rings and not me.

In any case, i've found this at a nearby store:

Like most men, I enjoy a natural chest. However, as is the case with many other chests that claim to be all natural, this was actually made of plastic.

Anyway, I've never liked selling stuff. I'm just not good at it, which is ironic, really, considering what I've been studying in school for the past one years (economics, in case you didn't know. tsk.). Plus I have no idea how to appeal to old ladies. The only thing I have in common with them is my aching joints. Oh and maybe my taste in music.

But, it was indeed an experience. An experience that I don't necessarily want to go through again but have been forced to do so. So, I'll be back at Kampong Glam next year. Those of you interested, drop by. It's at this Sale (ha ha). There's no entrance fee so those of you who are cheapos, may rejoice. When you get there, just look for the prettiest guy in the world - me.

In any case, Hari Raya this year wasn't the best. Gah, having heard all my friends getting alot of money pisses me off. A few hundred just in one day, my god, that's enough for me to feed my family. Even people in McDonalds don't have that kind of luxury. Hmm, okok, to get money, i need time. But thing is time is an indulgence that i don't have left. To all those aunties out there, please, the pockets on my shirt are there for a reason.

8:24 PM
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