Overdrive!!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Last week we had teachers day celebrations and then there were a few performers on stage whose sexuality i really really reaaaaaallly questioned. anyway, i enjoyed some of the performances on stage though.

oh well. i know i shouldn't pass judgment but i was bored out of my mind. there was nothing else to do.

In any case, side story, last week, I got to see her whole body (clothed, unfortunately)! In fact, things got even more exciting.

We shared a moment by the fresh fruits display.

I saw her from the corner of my eye buying a drink and I saw her coming towards the fresh fruits, so I stood there, perusing the watermelons, as though my life depended on it.

So there I was, standing there, comparing two slices of watermelon, looking as if i was thinking, "Hmmm. Which one is the fresher one? Which is thicker? Which one will give me more value for my money?", instead of REALLY thinking, "Thank God. Thank God I decided to wear my *Ass Pants today. Now Heider, look thoughtful! Show her that you have the ability to think!"

A few seconds into it, a (very sexy) arm reached for the fresh fruits display and my hand flew to my chest and I gasped.

ha ha.

i should have won an Oscar for that. hur hur. because i shan't be too cocky. it really wasn't Oscar calibre. hur hur. she probably saw right through me.

whether she did or not, she laughed and said Sorry.

sigh.

so cute!

but i'm a little disturbed that she drinks yogurt. yogurt makes me hurl. as most dairy products do.

well, okay, not dairy. just milk and yogurt.

ANYWAY.

i need to think of a plan of action.

Let me know, diary, if you've got any idea what I should do.

Oh what am I saying. You're inanimate.

I think I need therapy.

*Ass Pants = Pants I bought last year that make my ass look relatively small. However, constant washing has made them lose their elasticity and they bunch up at my crotch area. Nevertheless, my ass still looks relatively small in them. I think. Well, I hope. I think I need another look.

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