Friday, August 11, 2006

I think i laughed too much

Today, i was off to the mosque with my dudes, whom decided to pressure me into walking faster so one of them stood next to me, when all out of a sudden, he said, "Eh. Sorry. My underwear is a little tight!"

He then spread his legs and pulled at his undies through his pants.

I have since lost my sight.

hur hur.
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last night, I was drifting off to sleep when someone ran across the house or started jumping about. Whatever that person was doing, it was loud and it annoyed me. When I woke up today, my parents asked, "Were you exercising in your room last night?!"

ha ha ha.

Apparently everyone heard the noise but none of us were making the noise.

Exciting?

Spooky, I say!

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So today, I did my little laundry.

As I was taking out his clothes from the spinner, I saw something in there that made me scream.

You'll never EVER EVER guess what it was that I saw.

It was a bat.

No, not a baseball bat.

A very REAL bat, the kind that flies.

it stared up at me and i screamed bloody murder.

it was dead, of course but you know, still, you'll never think that you'll ever find a bat in a washing machine.

apparently my cat brought home a bat and hid it in my laundry.

i was wondering why the hell the laundry smelled fishy.

so now you know.

a bat, when washed, smells fishy.

there's a piece of useful information for you right there.

apart from a bat, i also found a CD in the washing machine.

it's just like a treasure trove!!




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