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Saturday, July 01, 2006

tonight i blog again

germany won.

4-2 on penalty shoot-out.

i feel a little sad for the argentines. i mean, their goalkeeper did get injured, thanks to Mr. Klose and his knee. his substitute looked a little nervous. I'd be nervous too, with all that hair getting in my way. How could he have seen where the ball was going with his hair flying all over his face?

anyway, one of the argentines hit the back of some dude in a jacket but i didn't know why! the commentator was saying, "Seems that some of the Argentines aren't happy with a particular German who was."

Yes.

That was the end of the sentence.

Because Starhub cut the telecast short.

"Was WHAT?! WHAT?!!," I yelled at the TV, to no avail.

Now I have to read the newspaper to find out why they were so pissed.

Damn it.

You know, i feel a little sorry for Diego Maradona, who has been so sporting, flailing his arm in the air, like most of the Argentines. I have no idea what they were singing but apparently every Argentine did the same thing and sang the same words. So, kudos to them for their spirit. hur hur. I wonder what Singaporeans would chant if it were the Singapore team playing.

REFEREE KAYU! REFEREE KAYU!

Because obviously we're going to lose.

hur hur.

I only found out this year that the host country of the World Cup gets automatic entry into the finals (Not the finals, finals. Just the round of 32, i think.). So there you go, an opportunity for Singapore!

All we need to do is host The 2010 World Cup and we're all set! We'll get the ah longs (or whatever you call bookies or people who are into match-fixing) to fix the matches so we'll realize the dream of winning the golden trophy.

How about that?

We could have concurrent matches at the National Stadium (reserved for games played by the Singapore team, only the best of course) and we'll leave the neighbourhood stadiums for the teams that are really good, like Brazil, Germany, etc. so that they'll play at lousy football fields and hopefully injure themselves. Then only the underdogs will rise and then at least it wouldn't look too obvious that we cheated when we win matches against them.

hur hur.

I am a genius, I know.

But for the record, dear ISD personnel, I do love Singapore.

hur hur.

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