Overdrive!!

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Massive things are happening in the World of Heider!

1) I woke up at 8am today. 30 mins AFTER i was supposed to be IN the school. I woke up and thought to myself, "WHY IS THE SUN UP?!" I felt SO terrible. But u noe wad?! it turns out that there wasno class today!?! wth. and Wilson jus sms us 5 hrs after the lesson had long gone. bleah. Anyways, i didn't get reprimanded by ahmad for being late. At all. My friends are weird.

What happened was my phone was on silent mode, so when the alarms (yes, PLURAL. to prevent the VERY possibility of me oversleeping.) went off, the phone merely vibrated.

TSKKKK.

I got ready within 15 minutes and took a cab. When I got to school, I realized that I wore the wrong undies with the wrong pants! The undies were too high and the pants were too low. And the undies weren't the sexy kind. They were red and polka-dotted.

Oh God.

It was a supremely uncomfortable day for me.

2) I got a MASSIVE surprise last night. But it's not my story to tell. Too bad.

3) I had another surprise on Wednesday. Got ang bao from ms Loh. Honestly i felt kinda bad for not being present at the day of the wedding. We;; as they say, there's always next tyme! wahahas

4) I dreamt that I got together with a 17-year-old Japanese girl I met at a food court. She wore a pair of blue sequinned skirt. I was probably so traumatized by her clothing that I needed a few extra hours of sleep to get over the shock, hence resulting in my oversleeping.

Gosh.

This past few days have been very eventful for me. I wonder what tomorrow brings.

hur hur hur.

just earlier today, i was asking my teacher in the library what she was munching on.

Me: Do you have nuts in your mouth?!

ha ha ha. I couldn't resist it.

she then placed two nuts together and said, "So small la."

hur hur hur.

we're SO juvenile.

she's 10 years my senior, you know.

hur hur hur.

but she's great fun! i love her!

hur hur.

Lastly, one might ask, Dear Heider, what are you doing blogging on a hectic school day?

The answer to that would be, "Well [insert name], I am sick. In fact, I think I've got food poisoning. I'm pretty sure I can pinpoint the reason to why this is so."

Bad cookies.

It's okay, it's okay. I've thrown them out.

Not before I ate another two though.

But in all honesty, I did check to see if there were anything with legs crawling all over the
cookies. I couldn't see any! So I figured you know, well, they must be safe.

Until I started thinking about micro organisms that i COULDN'T see. Then I felt disgusted with myself and threw them out.

hur hur hur.

So now we know. Heider is a PIG! At least I'm a pig who realizes that he's a pig. There's GOT TO BE some credit in there somewhere for me.

in any case, now i'm paying for the damn cookies. serves me right.

12:28 AM
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