Overdrive!!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

i have been tagged

one of the perks of schooling is that my body is conditioned to wake up at a ridiculously early hour every single day. just once, i hope that it'd somehow figure out by itself that it's the weekend and give me a few extra hours of sleep. but noooooo. the ONE time i get a few extra hours of sleep was on a WEEKDAY, when i was sleeping instead of being at school.
hur hur .

so what does a guy do when he's up before the sun is? he blogs while watching World Cup match highlights.

hur hur hur.

i'm such a boy.

i watched the England-Paraguay match, which was not at all very good. And the referee reminded me of a man I'd rather not remember. But I had an awesome time laughing at the way he wore his shorts (above his waist! ha ha ha.). hur hur. He sucked. Just like the man I despise. hur hur.

On the other hand, the commentator? I liked him. He was rather amusing. He used some really WEIRD words, like 'pushing and prodding'. hur hur. and 'lusty challenge', in reference to some paraguayan (is that what we call them?! hur hur hur. i wouldn't know. maybe paraguayites? hur hur.) player's head colliding with the almost-crotch area of the English player. well, at least, i THINK that was what i heard. hur hur hur.

in any case, can't believe the singaporean referee gave out the first red card of this World Cup. so exciting! is it just me or are people keep telling me he is kinda cute? Maybe desperation is starting to set in as people age. hur hur.

ANYWAY, moving on, Jon tagged me. so i've got that to amuse me while waiting for the rest of the house to wake up.

3 SCHOOLS I WENT TO:
- Opera Estate Primary School
- Ping Yi Secondary School
- TPJC (The School of Hard Knocks)
hur hur hur.

3 THINGS IN MY BACKPACK:
- My wallet
- My hair-wax (i need help in looking less scary where i can. hur hur.)
- My keys

3 THINGS I DO WHEN I AM STRESSED:
- I talk to myself
- I get grumpy
- Soccer!!

3 famous people I'd like to meet:
1) Maggie Q
2) Donald Trump (to fix his hair)
3) Omar Knedlik (the man who created Slurpee)

3 PLACES I GO ON A DAILY BASIS:
- school (with the exception of alternate saturdays and sundays)
- Gym
- The internet (What? in this day and age, it IS considered a place. hmph.)

5 locations I'd like to run away to:
1) Switzerland (but I'm not sure I can run there. Maybe a plane?)
2) Turkey (hot halal women there)
3) Morocco (to eat the Moroccan sausages I keep seeing on TV)
4) London (lots of shopping to be done there)
5) United States (to dethrone Bush and take over as President. Also, to shop at the factory outlet malls I keep reading in Archie comics)

3 NAMES I GO BY:
- Heider
- Hei
- Oi!

5 bad habits I have:
1) Burping
2) Pessimism
3) Always always bitching about other people
4) Making bad, unfunny jokes that only I laugh at

3 THINGS I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW:
but i'm wearing less than three things now. so let's not get into that. hur hur.

THE WHOS

WHO IS IN THE HOUSE WITH ME?
- My parents, brother and a refugee my brother took in (his friend)

WHO AM I THINKING OF RIGHT NOW?
- Jasmine, from Singapore Idol, for some reason. I don't do much thinking in the first place. and when i do, i think of strange things/people. hur hur

WHO DID I SIT WITH DURING MY 5TH PERIOD IN CLASS?
- I wish I was still in school.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON I TOLD THAT I LOVED?
- Myself. That's right, I stand in front of the mirror every morning when I wake up and I say, "Oh dear God. Heider, you're GORGEOUS. I love you, you sexy thing, you." hur hur hur. okay, i didn't. i can't remember the last time i told someone i loved him/her. i don't think i have that much love in my life. how sad. hur hur.

WHOM DO I WISH I WAS WITH RIGHT NOW?
- Cheng! The World Cup should not be watched alone.

WHO GETS ON MY NERVES MOST IN SCHOOL?
- Ahmad, obviously. But that's only because he's a boy. I discriminate, what can I say? hur hur.

THE WHERES

WHERE IS MY PHONE?
- I have no idea. On the bed, I think.

WHERE DO I SLEEP?
- In bed. What the hell kind of question is this?

THE WHATS

WHAT COLOUR SHIRT AM I WEARING?
- Brown!

WHAT DO I LIKE MOST ABOUT SCHOOL?
- That I don't have to go EVERY SINGLE DAY, unlike holidays. hur hur.

WHAT IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR?
- Hot Green

WHAT DO I WEAR MOST OFTEN JEANS/SHORTS?
- Pants. I no longer have the luxury of wearing jeans. Sniff. Well, except the weekends.

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED?
- X-Men 3.

THE WHENS

WHEN DID I START SCHOOL?
- 1995. oh God. almost 10 years ago?!!!

WHEN DID I LAST GO TO THE MALL?
- Friday. And I got lost there. hur hur.

WHEN DID I LAST BURN SOMETHING?
- Like, with FIRE? hur hur. I burned a CD the other day. How exciting.

11:25 PM
Glamourous MUSIC-