Woohoo yesterday was our oh-so-not-progressing dragonboat session and how nice. Only 16 dim-witt dullards turned up. But what the heck, we still managed to beat the living crap out of the other boats!! BY A MILE i tell ya!!

well except for the boats belonged to all those mansluts whom practically wore nothing i presumed and had the body i can just envy. Mind you, they were rowing their boats with such gusto. Maybe they were drug with steoriods that i didn't know about. hmm.

Anyways, just so you know, my knowledge of the dragon boating is extremely limited to the point that it's just embarrassing.

Then again there's always practice. And as a result, our ' vice-captain', Farhan, repeatly asked me to paddle just so that he can pin-point my mistakes and say "HEIDER! TWIST TWIST!! ...Wrong!!..U mustn't bend ur rowing arm."

Hmph.

Don't mind doing all that, obviously but it gets a tad bit irksome when the calls come in every minute. wahaha

SEE and because of that, i am convinced that i am suffering from arthritis. my wrist hurts like a bitch and is practically useless now. i can't lift things with it or even scratch my head for that matter. anything that involves me rotating my wrist.

Anyway, on to happier things. i saw a very hot chick at the nearby Kallang stadium. but i thought to myself, "Heider, with your luck, she's probably attached."

And she was.

SO TRAGIC.

aaaahh.

Oh yeah, i saw a local Malay celeb while we were at KFC.

i always find it funny when local Malay celebs look at me and smile in the hopes that i'd say 'Oh my God! You're so and so'.

I wouldn't know a local Malay celebrity if he/she bit me in the ass. wahaha

Or something less crass.

anyway, it's Mothers' Day today. Have you bought your mom a present? I haven't! Because I haven't got any money.

hur hur.

my present is my presence at home today.

hur hur