somebody give me some money already!

chan soo sen yesterday came by in his PAP truck with a loudhailer, thanking us for voting him. i must admit, i was a little excited. i rushed to the balcony, mostly in the hopes that he'd be SO happy with his win that he's decided to drive around the neighbourhood throwing cash into the air.

what?

a guy can hope.

Anyway, today i was having oral test in class and i apologized for sounding like a drag queen. after class, my Malay tutor asked, "Eh, you sick ah?"

Did she mean to say that I sound like a drag queen all the time?

I am quite perturbed now.

damn.

today i saw a pretty pretty girl with impossibly long legs.

Long, sexy legs.

and the greatest hair. EVER.

she had a cute (in my opinion. but ive always had bad taste in men.), rich-looking caucasian boyfriend.

but she had big feet. feet that were too big for a woman. and she was rather tall for a woman.

a friend asked if she was actually a 'he'. so we decided to find out!

we tailed them (it was my idea. im a freak.) and i heard her talk.

definitely not a woman. wahaha

he was more attractive than me! it's so unfair!

i'm going to retreat to bed now and feel sorry for myself.