out-of-commission joints

Oh dear me,lol. I'm sorry to disappoint all my faithful readers. My comp has been nuthin but useless and its beginning to get into my nerves. But nonetheless i'm able to use it now and shud be glad at the way it is. :)

Today i attended a Super.P.E headed by a sadist named Nordin. Even though he came in a sweet and sexy bloated package of a body, he was ruthless. He kept screaming at us to go FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! If I went any faster, there'd be smoke coming from my heels. Or rather, what was more likely to happen would be my legs detaching itself from my body and flying across the damn room.

Now, no thanks to him, every joint in my body hurts, muscles I never knew existed are hurting. I can't move 5 metres without groaning in pain. And when I alighted the bus, an elderly lady was alighting at the same time and we both groaned as we stepped off the bus.

And now i had to reduce my gym trainings to every alternate days. darn.

ANYWAY.

i've also got a crush on my Economics tutor which oso turns out to be my home tutor..whee how nice. She has such a beautiful, lean bod and nice small hands.

Hmmm. I've never thought about this but I think i've got a thing for small hands.

But anyway, she speaks weird. She reminds me of a bimbotic teenage girl whenever she talks. Hur hur hur. I think she is one of those God-given beautiful specimens of beings for me to ogle at but should never speak. I've been disappointed numerous times by pretty women/girls who don't look too pretty after they start talking.

Like for instance, this dude and his teenage girl talk. And this restaurant manager women who I had a crush on but talked with a 'lian' accent AND had a grey tooth. I liked her so much better when she kept her mouth shut, figuratively and literally.

But then again, she's married and I'm not. So maybe having a grey tooth is sexier than I thought.

Hur hur hur.

And I realize that this post is full of rubbish but I've had a rather rubbish week and I'm allowed to have one day in a week where I just type my thoughts verbatim with no self-censorship, whatsoever.

Also, that's the first time I've ever used the word 'verbatim'. I have no idea if I used it correctly, but who cares? Hur hur hur.

I'm going to sleep now.