Odd One

i just got an email from Hotmail saying that someone was trying to contact me.

Look what I received!

Hi sweet

For all male (men and guys) I love sex so much. I can send to you sex movies and photos too. I can play with you on cam too. Please fell free to add me to your messenger and contact me any time. Every thing with me top secret I'm not give any body my friends ID pleas don't worry about that. I must be sure you are really male not gerl try to play with me for that I must see you or hear your voice 1st. I love all male feel enjoy.

okay, i cracked up.

hur hur hur.

my first instinct was, Damn it. Which one of my friends sent me this?

so i replied to the message (despite the warning bells going off) and asked who it was.

conversation ensued and she asked how old i was. I said 17 (i forgot that i wasn't 17 yet! gasp! stupid April birthday!) and she said, "Wow! That's a hot age!"

hahahahahaa.

You hear that? I'm not getting older, just hotter!

she then asked if I liked movies (okay, admittedly, I was intrigued by her despite the sex comments. hur hur.) and she kept saying this is "top secret!" So naturally I thought he was talking about Top Secret! the movie with Val Kilmer in it.

Then I realized that she said the conversation we were having was top secret and that I shouldn't tell my friends about it.

I told her that there was NOTHING to tell. i'm just talking to a weirdo online, like I often do. But of course, most of the times the weirdos are my friends (I love you guys!). hur hur.

Then he asked if he could show me a video. I thought it was Top Secret! but I was smart enough to ask if it was porn.

hur hur.

She didn't say if it was but she asked if I was a 'shy guy'.

hur hur hur hur hur.

God, I was so amused.

in any case, I got bored so I left. But not before blocking her.

hur hur hur.

Just in case she tries to embarrass this shy guy with inappropriate videos again.

hur hur hur hur hur.

aww. she might potentially have been a pervert but she sure was amusing. hur hur hur.