my dream girl

i'm tired of studying and i need to amuse myself so let's talk about my dream girl, shall we?

Heider's Dream girl

1) breathing.

okay, i kid.

hur hur hur.

i'm SO funny!

Heider's Dream girl

1) Intelligent, but not TOO intelligent. I need to be able to understand what he's talking about. hur hur.

2) Shorter than I am. Sorry, I'm a heightist.

3) Loads of disposable income to buy me shoes.

54 Funny. Big must. What is life without laughter?!

5) Confident but not overly so. Overconfident girls are such a turn-off. Pfft.

6) Must look younger than I am. I'm vain, I can't help myself!

7) Doesn't think short shorts are for public wear. Unless she's jogging.

8) Showers at least twice a day.

9) Thinks I'm gorgeous, naturally.

10) Not a pushover. It's just no fun.

11) Kind, compassionate and all the good stuff. Because I AM. I AM, okay! Well, I can be. When I feel like it.

12) One who doesn't say that a person only needs two pairs of shoes - One for casual wear and one for formal wear. Gasp. Tsk.

13) Gives me my space. I don't like clingy girls.

14) I don't like overly sappy girls either.

Okay, there are more, obviously. But the more I write, the more I realize why I'm single and will probably die alone.

tommorow's going to be an excellent day. i can feel it in my bones.

and why oh why wouldn't it be an excellent day?

it's my birthday!

my 18th birthday, might I add.

okay, fine. 17th.

tsk.