John Bongiovi and his sparking white teef

i just watched Today's episode of Oprah with Bon Jovi on it.

my God. i didn't know women could scream that loud. I had to lower the volume so my mother wouldn't think cats in the neighbourhood were being skinned alive.

anyway, i'm a fan of Bon Jovi, of course. Who isn't? But I must say that I liked Jon Bon Jovi less after he got that new shaggy haircut and whitened his teeth to a blinding shade of white that I often try not to look directly at the TV screen when he's on.

He's got huge teeth which makes the whiteness more apparent.

And that hair.

There's this girl in school who has a similar haircut and I call her Jon Bon Jovi. Which really isn't a compliment.

Okay, I shouldn't be mean. My hair is in a worse state. hur hur.

But anyway, I shall forgive him for his bad haircut and his white teeth (which has shifted my preference to *Richie Sambora) because he's such a nice man, donating books, computers and clothes to underprivileged kids and $1 million to the Angel network.

I wonder when someone would spare a million dollars for me. Imagine how many Milkshake machines and shoes I'd be able to buy!

Sigh.

Watching Oprah always makes me long for a seat in the audience. People, all of you should write to Oprah RIGHT now about my obsession with Milkshake and my tutor so that one day (hopefully my birthday?), Oprah will come knocking on my door, bearing a Milkshake machine.

Hmm.

I'm not sure which one I would kiss first.

*Did you know that Richie Sambora does the "rao rao" sounds in It's My Life? Listen to it, you'll know what "rao rao" sounds I'm talking about. hur hur.

Anyway, now that i'm done with school, i probably won't have to take the train for a while. buses maybe, but not trains.

this pleases me so because i get very agitated when i take the train during peak hours. i can't comprehend why people, especially the ones who dress up like they have professional jobs, cannot seem to take a few steps forward, out of the train and stand by the side of it to let others get out of the train. there are some who stand IN THE MIDDLE of the damn door opening and expect people to walk AROUND them.

i encountered this today.

of course, i pushed him and strolled out.

idiot.

i will not hesitate to push anyone out of my way if i think they are being selfish. they deserve it. muahahaha. so much for a gracious society, eh?

I do realize that I sound like a himbo but oh well, all in the pursuit of self-amusement.

*flips hair