the types of people that I dislike

the ones who can't shut up

I need to talk too.

And I've got more to say than you do.

the ones who can't let things go

When something is over, it's over. Let it go. Why cry over spilled milk? I'll give you time to grieve, bitch and moan. Once. Then I don't want to hear it anymore.

the ones who think everyone else is wrong but themselves

chances are, they're the ones in the wrong.

the ones who do not have their own opinions

i don't like people agreeing with me all the time

the ones who force their opinions on others

i don't like people disagreeing with me either. and i certainly don't like it when you force your opinion on me. only I can do that to others.

the ones who bemoan the tragedy that is their life

i have to wash, hang and fold laundry for 5 people. i am supposed to shield all laundry from the rain using any physical means possible.

enough said.

okay, my life isn't that tragic. i'm just going to grow old being really good at doing the laundry.

hur hur.

the ones who stab you in the back and then tell you that you deserved it

do i really have to explain?

the ones who are there only when they need you

these are the ones who really need a good slap.

the two-faced ones

these are the best.

they should just be eliminated from the face of the earth.

And yes, I do realize some of those sound like me. What can I say? Sometimes I don't like myself either.

hur hur.

God I'm cranky. Blame this headache I've had for 4 hours.