My Soulmate

my brothers have been making fun of me for a while now about the size of my teeth. Apparently my teeth are smaller than normal and they find that amusing for some reason. I'll have you know that they are very cute teeth, so there.lols

Anyway, last night I was watching a repeat episode of Oprah with Lance Armstrong (ahhhh) on it and I discovered that HE has rather short, small teeth too.

It was then that I realized HE is my SOULMATE.muhahaha

Destined to be together, with our small teeth.

Now it's just a matter of convincing him to leave Sheryl Crow and moving to Singapore to marry me. hmmmm.im gay!!..yep yep.lols

Oh but wait, I've realized that pursuing women.oops.i mean girls (both attainable and non-attainable ones) is just too much work. Plus they say good things come to those who wait.

So wait I shall.

I'm sure if I wait long enough, Sting and Lance Armstrong will BOTH come to their senses and realize that I'm the one for them.

Well, one can fantasize and hope.