an abundance of phlegm phlegm phlegm

i can feel the phlegm moving about in my lungs when i breathe. ahhh. i knew i could describe my condition in the most attractive way possible.lol

i think this was brought about by the excessive Ridsect fumes in my room when i foolishly fumigated the room with the door and windows closed the other day. now i heave and wheeze like an asthmatic geriatric. im also developing a fever. damn. such shitty luck.

anyway, i was listening to the radio this morning and they were on the topic of water conservation. so the DJs were saying how husbands and wives can conserve water by showering together and making babies at the same time, and that way, they get to kill two birds with one stone.

A listener sent in a message with said: That's not killing two birds with one stone. That's activating a bird and two stones. : )